Random find on my mom's computer of a typical convo in creative writing senior year~

“You’re friends with all of these gay, middle-aged men on facebook.” *accusingly*

“Yeah…it’s called Cathedral of Hope. Largest gay church in the states. Go figure.”

“Don’t give me that.” *irritated*

“Well, then don’t make assumptions. I know you facebook stalk me and all…”

“Do not.”

“Well, how would you know otherwise??”

“Get over it. I can’t help but see those random comments pop up on my Newsfeed.”

“I can introduce you to some of them.” *wink*

“…fuck you, Serg.”

[harrr, harr, haaarr....] *cues in sitcom laughter*